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helpfulrps:

this has probably already been thought of but a 1x1 where one character is the other’s imaginary friend that they’ve grown up with and have had to keep them a secret for years because they are “too old” to still talk to the imaginary friend who has guided them through their life. then one day they wake up to find their imaginary friend sleeping peacefully next to them-a real, actual person. part of the plot could be done before the friend becomes real and part of the plot could be done afterwards, or you can choose to do just the afterwards. it would also be interesting if the imaginary friend arbitrarily switches between real and imaginary, too!

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00kinana00:

dangerhamster:

ultrafacts:

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this story always fascinates/terrifies me imagine noticing your food going missing, setting up a webcam expecting to see like a cat or a raccoon or something, only to see a grown ass woman crawl out of your closet like something from the Ring and then crawl straight back in againthat closet which, as you view the footage on your laptop, stands about a foot away from you at this moment

Id be having a heart attack

00kinana00:

dangerhamster:

ultrafacts:

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this story always fascinates/terrifies me

imagine noticing your food going missing, setting up a webcam expecting to see like a cat or a raccoon or something, only to see a grown ass woman crawl out of your closet like something from the Ring and then crawl straight back in again

that closet which, as you view the footage on your laptop, stands about a foot away from you at this moment

Id be having a heart attack

(Source: kurtsies)

butterscotchcreys:

If I can’t have you, I don’t want nobody baby

#little sparkly-eyed blaine #his heart would probably melt all over his ribs if he knew kurt was looking at him  #(also mike’s fucking blissing out and it’s beautiful)

(Source: phillipgallagher)

littleloverblaine:

Kurt and Blaine are two private school boyfriends who enlist the sexual advice of Kurt’s neighbor: the older, experienced, and super hot Elliott.

"So like, we’ve finished um…y’know…and then he flips me on my stomach and…"

"Kurt, you’re talking to a man who’s suffering from a 3 month dry spell. You’ve gotta give me some juicy details here. Blaine can whisper it to me if that’ll make it easier!”

Kurt nods, but Blaine’s hand gestures alone have Kurt’s face even redder than before. Especially with the way they both keep looking expressively over at him. Elliott’s eyes widen and he leans back to offer a high five to Blaine who reciprocates proudly.

"Oh my god, don’t high five over me!”

Elliott nearly chokes while Blaine snorts, and they high five again.

Kurt freezes when he realizes the double meaning of what he’s just said. “And I didn’t mean that either!!”

Blaine arches an eyebrow at Kurt. “Like you’ve never thought about it before, c’mon honey.”

Leaning over conspiratorially, Elliott whispers “Y’know if you ever wanna give that a try—”

"OH MY GOD I WILL LEAVE THE ROOM THIS SECOND"

(Source: grantgustinnews)

You need to blow the D harder, or it will go flat

- band director (via overheard-at-school)

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octoberrose11:


incockblainetrusts:


Consider this to be an early Christmas gift from me to all of you. I hope you enjoy it!












Dismantle the Sun | To Whom It May Concern | Practical Demonstrations | A Little Like This | Far Better Fate | Paper/Soap | Eyes Open | Before The Paint Dries | Right Here Waiting | Dalton | Knife Going In | Fix You | One Good Day | Never Close Enough | Perfect In My Mind | Catharsis | Boys of Summer | Where There’s Smoke | Vows | Enzymes | Definition of Beauty | Numb | 30 Minutes or Less | Shattered Glass | The Sidhe | Little Numbers | Swing the Spinning Step | No Envy, No Fear | Vampires Will Never Hurt You | Angel In A Red Vest | How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days | 50 Facts About Kurt Hummel | Fourth Gear | Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? | Wrong | The Fiddler And the Maestro | Away Above the Chimney Tops | Follow Me Through Corridors | Who Am I To Disagree? | So Many Humans, So Many Colours | Forget Me Not | Sex Education | Faith, Trust, and Pixie Dust | I Know Not Why | I’m Your Wild Girl | Once Upon… | Illicit | Not the Boy Next Door | Everyday | We’re Both Going to Wake Up Soon | Okay Is Relative | If Home Is Where the Heart Is Then We’re All Just Fucked | Suspect, Weapon, Room | Falling Star | Go Your Own Way | A Year In the Life | Crema | Saturdays | What I Do To Keep You Warm | Consonance and Dissonance | Ride It Like You Stole It | Swing Sets and Sandboxes | Virginia Is For Lovers | Straight Laced | Red | Praying To A God That I Don’t Believe In | Never An Absolution | When the Two Collide | Who Taught You To Use Your Hands | The One Who Knows Your Name | Things I Cannot Change | Sins of the Flesh | Sick of Laying Down Alone | Fire and Ice | Kurt Hummel and the Not-Just-For-Prefects Bathroom | Kurt Hummel and the Accidental Aphrodisiac | Where We Went Right | Don’t Think Too Much | Check Out What’s Under My Hood | War of the Words | Truths and Consequences | With You, I Feel | Dream A Little Dream of Me | A Dark World Aches | The More You Have | One Hundred Kisses | In Cups of Coffee | Sex Talk Take Two | Denial: It’s A River In Egypt | When the Sun Goes Down | The Music of Your Silence | Perfect Not Broken | Any Old Music Will Do | The Bones of You | Overflow | Intertwined | Daddy’s Pretty Toys | Exposed and You’re My Weakness | I Can Make Everything Feel So Damn Good | Fever | Perfect | Me and You, Setting: In A Honeymoon | In the Dark No One Sees | If I Die Young | Distorted Reality | Syrup and Honey | To Be A Bird | Again and Again and Again and Again | Cut Here | Of Red Noses and Naked Christmas Cards
I also have a fic rec tag, which is updated as I find and read fics that pop up on my dash! Enjoy! And have a very Merry Christmas!














I’m bolding the ones I’ve already read just as a PSA to myself. 

octoberrose11:

incockblainetrusts:

Consider this to be an early Christmas gift from me to all of you. I hope you enjoy it!

Dismantle the Sun | To Whom It May Concern | Practical Demonstrations | A Little Like This | Far Better Fate | Paper/Soap | Eyes Open | Before The Paint Dries | Right Here Waiting | Dalton | Knife Going In | Fix You | One Good Day | Never Close Enough | Perfect In My Mind | Catharsis | Boys of Summer | Where There’s Smoke | Vows | Enzymes | Definition of Beauty | Numb | 30 Minutes or Less | Shattered Glass | The Sidhe | Little Numbers | Swing the Spinning Step | No Envy, No Fear | Vampires Will Never Hurt You | Angel In A Red Vest | How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days | 50 Facts About Kurt Hummel | Fourth Gear | Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? | Wrong | The Fiddler And the Maestro | Away Above the Chimney Tops | Follow Me Through Corridors | Who Am I To Disagree? | So Many Humans, So Many Colours | Forget Me Not | Sex Education | Faith, Trust, and Pixie Dust | I Know Not Why | I’m Your Wild Girl | Once Upon… | Illicit | Not the Boy Next Door | Everyday | We’re Both Going to Wake Up Soon | Okay Is Relative | If Home Is Where the Heart Is Then We’re All Just Fucked | Suspect, Weapon, Room | Falling Star | Go Your Own Way | A Year In the Life | Crema | Saturdays | What I Do To Keep You Warm | Consonance and Dissonance | Ride It Like You Stole It | Swing Sets and Sandboxes | Virginia Is For Lovers | Straight Laced | Red | Praying To A God That I Don’t Believe In | Never An Absolution | When the Two Collide | Who Taught You To Use Your Hands | The One Who Knows Your Name | Things I Cannot Change | Sins of the Flesh | Sick of Laying Down Alone | Fire and Ice | Kurt Hummel and the Not-Just-For-Prefects Bathroom | Kurt Hummel and the Accidental Aphrodisiac | Where We Went Right | Don’t Think Too Much | Check Out What’s Under My Hood | War of the Words | Truths and Consequences | With You, I Feel | Dream A Little Dream of Me | A Dark World Aches | The More You Have | One Hundred Kisses | In Cups of Coffee | Sex Talk Take Two | Denial: It’s A River In Egypt | When the Sun Goes Down | The Music of Your Silence | Perfect Not Broken | Any Old Music Will Do | The Bones of You | Overflow | Intertwined | Daddy’s Pretty Toys | Exposed and You’re My Weakness | I Can Make Everything Feel So Damn Good | Fever | Perfect | Me and You, Setting: In A Honeymoon | In the Dark No One Sees | If I Die Young | Distorted Reality | Syrup and Honey | To Be A Bird | Again and Again and Again and Again | Cut Here | Of Red Noses and Naked Christmas Cards

I also have a fic rec tag, which is updated as I find and read fics that pop up on my dash! Enjoy! And have a very Merry Christmas!

I’m bolding the ones I’ve already read just as a PSA to myself. 

darreninfinity:

beavercop:

melleigh:


This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.

god damn



What a brilliant way to display this

darreninfinity:

beavercop:

melleigh:

This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.

god damn

What a brilliant way to display this

(Source: bencrowther)

Grant Gustin: One more thank you and a reminder about tonight! New episode of The Flash!

(Source: grantgustinnews)

klaine + congratulations, you’re both sex addicts

(Source: gavfreewood)

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sabstelsey:

#BLAINE STILL HAS THE SAME EXACT LOOK ON HIS FACE

(Source: rosetentyler)

letsray:

hueva-york:

la-bufadora:

businessinsider:

Infographic: 7 Reasons This Is An Excellent Resume For Someone With No Experience

yoooo what i need by tomorrow

AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

SUPER IMPORTANT

letsray:

hueva-york:

la-bufadora:

businessinsider:

Infographic: 7 Reasons This Is An Excellent Resume For Someone With No Experience

yoooo what i need by tomorrow

AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

SUPER IMPORTANT