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"It’s so windy I took my umbrella to work today. #AdorableMaryPoppinsReference"

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cpcoulter:

cpcoulter:

squidlogan:

I interrupt your blogging to ask you to imagine Julian Larson on dancing with the stars. That is all.

………………..
(cue hysterical laughter from his two best friends)

#they would record every single episode#and get the entire house to call in fifteen times each to make sure he stays#and not because they want to support him#they just want to see how many ridiculous outfits Jules gets to humiliate himself with

They would.

And just to hear Julian call Stuart to yell at them, knowing full well what they were doing. “What is wrong with you people, I’m trying to get out of here!!

"We’re being supportive!"

"Nice feather outfit, Jules. Bring it back for Mardi Gras."

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs

johnthemod1:

Peter Capaldi to Steven Moffat: image

Harry Potter tumblr style // inspired by (x)

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axmxz:

axmxz:


Happy 34th Birthday Harry James Potter! (July 31)

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JUST A PSA:

stereofeathers:

phibrizo:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

I wonder how many people were like “..I… I wanted a flight…”

"i dunno about a plane but ive got somethin else you can ride nonstop…"

BonErlines

swarnpert:

actually we don’t call it pop culture here we call it soda culture

tigg00bitties:

im-a-walking-paradox:

rape culture simplified by Lil B

Lil B been the real MVP.

tigg00bitties:

im-a-walking-paradox:

rape culture simplified by Lil B

Lil B been the real MVP.

lahmeplsluke:

OMG IMAGINE BEING SOMEONE’S FAVOURITE BLOG

OR BEING A BLOG EVERYONE KNOWS AND RECOMMENDS TO NEW PEOPLE IN THE FANDOM

OR BEING ONE OF THE PRETTY ONES THAT PEOPLE REPLY TO

OR JUST BEING REMOTELY AVERAGE

THAT WOULD BE NICE

OH SO NICE

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bemusedlybespectacled:

do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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